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Product code: 722446
Ever wondered what really happened when Jack and Jill went up that hill? Want to find out what Humpty Dumpty got upto in his spare time? Now you can with our outrageous Adult Nursery Rhymes! Filled with with explicit interpretations of classic tales, this parody book is a hilarious novelty gift for friends! BE WARNED - NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN!
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